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Sunday, May 20, 2007

Look who's the Dumb Blonde now

This one came in my email from my friend Bill. He often sends "dumb blonde" jokes and smart ones too. This one's a very clever blonde joke -- check it out!

The Casino
An attractive, well built blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude". With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are.

^_^ I guess she'll fit in Ocean's Thirteen quite nicely eh?

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